28 REASONS WHY BECKY IS LIKE THE SISTER I DID NOT HAVE

By: John Hamilton


1. She is very agile when it comes to dodging golf balls launched at her head.
2. She is a great cook – Whenever we get together, she teams up with my wife to create an eye-popping, belt-busting smorgasbord.
3. She is creative.
4. She knows how to throw a Phat Party.
5. She is very Modern.
6. She seems to have a good sense for Fashion.
7. She is a hard worker.
8. She is very Dramatic.
9. She gives Billy Shakespeare a run for his money.
10. She has strong Faith and Testimony in God.
11. She is a great singer – I enjoy the Opera-Rap Birthday songs.
12. She loves kids and our kids love her.
13. She doesn’t suffer from “inner-city pressure”.
14. She is mindful of the Environment and Green House gases – Most of the time.
15. She is a safe driver.
16. She will be a loving Mother.
17. She is loyal to everyone – I have never heard her speak badly about anyone.
18. She laughs uncontrollably at my Escapades even if she has heard the story for the 100th time.
19. She is positive and supportive with all her friends.
20. She likes to play Board games.
21. She “needs” to win when she plays Board games.
22. She will sometimes sing – even if you don’t want her to.
23. She is technologically savvy.
24. She shares the same dark hair and baby-bottom-like complexion as I.
25. She makes all guests feel welcome at Hotel Wickstrom & Suites.
26. She is adventurous and is not afraid to try new things.
27. She has a good sense of humor.
28. She is extremely wise for her age.